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Comedy Central
Jul 2, 2012 9:30am PDT
the decision would be handed down, pandemonium! >> this is cnn's breaking news. >> jon: the race was on. which news organization would be the first to speak of the great decision. who would emerge from the chaos as today's grand champion of news firstiness! >> i want to bringing you the break nugs that according to procedure bill meers the individual mandate is not a valid exercise of the commerce clause. >> it would appear as if the supreme court justices have struck down the individual mandate, the center piece piece of the health care legislation. >> we have break news here on the fox news channel. the individual mandate has been ruled unconstitutional. (laughter) >> jon: at 10:07 a.m. eastern daylight time in a photo finish response news, cnn by 8 seconds was the very first organization to report the unconstitutionality of obama's signature health care act. >> wow, that's a dramatic moment. >> jon: yes. (laughter) >> jon: yes. a moment of great drama. and like many of our greatest dramas, a work of complete fiction. (laughter) >> we're getting conflicting information. as we follow, go to--
Comedy Central
Jul 23, 2012 11:00pm PDT
: welcome back, my guest tonight is the editor at large for "time" magazine and the host of cnn's "fareed zakaria g.p.s." his book is now out in paper back. please welcome back to the program fareed zakaria! (cheers and applause) >> jon: the post-american world is now out in paper back. i happen to have the e-book of it. a wonderful read on an, book machine. (laughter) do you have an e-book machine? >> i do have an e-book mashine. i get royalties either way so i'm delighted. (laughter) >> jon: is that true? even if... because if it's on an e-book machine i assume it was just free. like e-books didn't count. >> no, no, it just means whoever was cutting down those trees and doing all that, they don't get the money. the content producer as we are called, we still do all right. >> jon: thank you for putting me in that category. (laughter) did you write this by yourself? were there no... >> well, you know.... >> jon: okay, then. >> couple guest writers. research assistants. >> jon: were you laying out any fore skins for anybody else? little buckets here and there? let me ask you a question. yo
Comedy Central
Jul 19, 2012 11:00pm PDT
't eat bacon. let's see michele bachmann explain this theory to cnn's donna bash. >> hey, congresswoman, how are you. >> sorry, i can't right now. >> i just need to ask you, senator mccain was on the senate floor and he said what you are doing, going after humana -- -- huma. >> i can't do it right now. >> request you go an interview late-- interview later. >> yes, i can. >> jon: i can't go right now, i got to, just up or down, i don't know, it's just the stairs and then i-- just bye. that bachmann can move. (laughter) i think she's like that bus in the movie speed. if she slows down too much her mouth explodes with stupidity. (laughter) seriously f you want to be that circuitous you can probably connect almost anyone to islamic terrorist even michele bachmann. the name bachmann is also the name of a company that makes pretzels. the very snack complicit in the failed 2002 assassination attempt on george w. bush when he choked on a bachmann pretzel. if the assassination had succeeded it would have prevented bush from invading iraq and killed saddam hussein. -- this is really hard. all rig
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